THE TEACHER: Good morning! Dear Children! We will now recite our Mother Goose rhymes.
THE TEACHER: Johnny, you recite the first stand up.
JOHNNY: Oh, Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander, went right through the air on a very fine gander.
AUDREY: Oh, Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes! What does she know about modern times?"
AUDREY: This is more like it!
Audrey starting to read her comic book
PINHEAD: To get at this boodle, I had to use my noodle!
PINHEAD: I'm a sharpie! That’s why my name's Pinhead!
BIRDBRAIN: This is why I'm Birdbrain!
PINHEAD: This is going to be sensational! The Foist Crooks at Fort Knox!
MAN WITH GUN: Caught in the act! Crime doesn't pay!
PINHEAD: You ain't got nothing on us! We're a couple of coin collectors!
BIRDBRAIN: Ain't talking! See?
THE TEACHER: Audrey, recite the next line.
AUDREY: I ain't talking. I'm not stupid, you see?
Audrey's Mates laughing at her reaction
THE TEACHER: Audrey! Go sit in the corner and memorize Mother Goose!
Audrey goes to sit in the corner
AUDREY (sobbing): Oh, this sticky stuff! Old Mother Goose selectrol.
Audrey calms down and yawns to dream about Mother Goose
Mother Goose fetches Audrey
AUDREY: Oh! This is out of this world! Are you the real Mother Goose?
MOTHER GOOSE: Yes, and there's Mother Goose Land, your important surprise.
MOTHER GOOSE (singing): Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.
Boy Blue wakes up and gets ready
Boy Blue playing his horn
The cow dances with the sheep
The cow and sheep grooving
The cow and sheep singing
Pinhead and Birdbrain looking for something
Pinhead and Birdbrain hearing a tune being sung
Pinhead and Birdbrain discover a pig singing
A pig singing about his penny
The pig being snatched by the phonies
The pig sobs and races away
THE ANNOUNCER: Right this way! Don't miss it folks!
The announcer begins a show to happen
Audrey discovers golden eggs
Pinhead wanting to use an egg slicer
PINHEAD: Let's steal the show, Birdbrain. It's a golden opportunity!
Birdbrain agrees with Pinhead